HI!!!! You guys heard of talking friends? well here"s funny pics of them


 



     







 




that"s it for today> SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry I haven't been posting... I was "helping" my brother. lol.

So anyway.... um... um...um...um... I forgot. OH YEAH! I was going to show you images of fat people.



eew.....................






grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



so anyway see you tomorrow

Sorry I haven't been posting. I just wanna say..... That I'll never be deleteing any posts. So that means that You never have to write notes down. They'll be there until I die! That's right, folks! So anyway. They'll be here for 1,000,000,000 years! I'm even going to post when I'm a skeleton.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After receiving a few emails suggesting my trillion dollar calculations may be in error, I decided to put up this page showing the calculations step by step.

But before we do, there are two things I should make perfectly clear....

1) We are using $100 dollar bills, not $1 bills.

2) We are using the following definitions of million, billion and trillion...

MILLION	=	1,000,000
BILLION	=	1,000,000,000
TRILLION	=	1,000,000,000,000

I realize that some people in some places may have been taught differently and that there is the "short scale" and "long scale" definitions of these numbers. But without getting into the merits, preference or usage of one naming system over another, let's just be clear that the above is the system I'm using. And more importantly, when the U.S. government is talking about a trillion dollars, that is the system they are using.

With that out of the way, let's get to our calculations.

We'll start with one packet...

(I've removed the graphics for clarity)

This packet is a stack of one hundred $100 dollar bills. It's about 6" by 2-1/2" by 0.43" high.

100 x $100 = $10,000

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Next we'll arrange 10 packets on the ground like so...

10 x $10,000 = $100,000

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If we increase it to 10 layers high, we get $1,000,000 (one million dollars)...

10 x $100,000 = $1,000,000

The pile is 12" wide (2 x 6"), 12.5" deep (5 x 2.5") and 4.3" high (10 x .43").

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Now we'll look at a pallet. We'll start with one layer, 7 packets wide by 16 packets deep, with each packet being $10,000.

7 x 16 = 112 packets per layer

112 x $10,000 = $1,120,000 per layer

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Increase that to 90 layers and you have a stack 38.7" tall (plus 4" for the pallet) that is worth a little over $100,000,000 (one hundred million dollars)

90 x $1,120,000 = $100,800,000

For the sake of simplicty, we'll round this down and consider a pallet to be exactly $100,000,000 (one hundred million dollars). We'll just put put the extra $800,000 aside and have ourselves a party. With all this money sloshing around, who's gonna miss it?

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Next, ten pallets of $100 million are $1 billion...

10 x $100,000,000 = $1,000,000,000 (one billion dollars)

Here is where we may start running into problems. In some parts of the world, this may be referred to as a "thousand million" (or "milliard") rather than a billion.

Below is a table showing the different terminology. Which one you use may depend on where you live. More on this at Wikipedia if you're interested.

	Short Scale		Long Scale
	one		one		1
	thousand		thousand		1,000
	million		million		1,000,000
	billion		thousand million (or milliard)		1,000,000,000
	trillion		billion		1,000,000,000,000
	quadrillion		thousand billion (or billiard)		1,000,000,000,000,000
	quintillion		trillion		1,000,000,000,000,000,000
	sextillion		thousand trillion (or trilliard)		1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

At any rate, for our purposes here, we're at one billion dollars ($1,000,000,000).

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Next, a row of 50 double-stacked pallets (50 x 2 = 100 pallets total).

100 x $100,000,000/pallet = $10,000,000,000 (ten billion dollars)

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Multiply that by 100 rows....

100 rows x $10,000,000,000 = $1,000,000,000,000 (one trillion dollars)

(Notice the little guy at the bottom left corner.)

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Here's another view oriented a little more to the front...

So, one hundred rows x 100 pallets per row is 10,000 pallets.

That's a LOT of $100 bills!

And hopefully that puts to rest any notions of "errors".

You know, it occurs to me.... if you were the guy stacking all those pallets and you swiped one single bill from the top of each pallet, after you were done you'd have yourself a cool $million.

Now that's what I call MONAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello random people!

This is.....
the....
um...
the...
What was it again? Oh yeah! hoodoovoodoo!!!!!


Time machinens!!!!!!! dun dun dunnnnn......................................


I'm going To tell you facts about my favorate animals..... 


Who votes that my favorate animal is a dog, like most people.


Well, you're super close.


























wolves and cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






And cats!!!!!!!!!












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oh yeah. uh huh. bamboo. oh yeah. not so tasty. yum yum. yuck yuck. what am i doing????

plz plz plz comment!!!!

Hola, amigos!!!
Today
this boy left a pencil at my desk. It wad this big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wait A second... That's not a pencil...

HEY CAMRAMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11














"Oh. I'm grabing a nap time, cat!!!"

Well get up you lazy fat basterd!!!!!

"OK"

Now a word from our sponsers. .............................. Hey camra man! But up the show!!



Ok show done.

.
.. NOW WHERE'S THAT PENCIL I WAS LOOKING FOR???!!!!!



There it is.

Now that's pretty big. HEY CAMRA MAN! KEEP IT GOING.

My BFF at school, she's really funny. She's alway's like:


YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!!!! YOU DID THIS AND YOU DID THAT AND IM GOING TO zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It's funny. OK end of blog. See you tomorrow.

Randomness (as usual) ZOO WEE MAMA!

Today's daily mewz is...... dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.......

Nothing.

No, I really mean it. Nothing happend.

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!

Mewz happend today, but not much.

Ferst of all, I kept on saying meow to random people.



Don't ask me who.
So that's pretty much it.

so cats, ill show you pic of famous cats in hollymeood.

now, this is the......

cat named....

RAZOR JAWS!!!!!





This is a pic of tha cat named.... sneakers.





And the last but not least.,....... it's..... the "Starer"...


......

AHEM!!!! THE STARER!!!!!!!!!!



Stupid camramen. He fell asleep.

intro

Hello, random cats that I don't know! This blog will tell you random stuff I've been doing, and you never know, you might find something you're looking for. So check daily to see new stuff!

MEOWLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

so yeah.

good luck finding what you need!